mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps
12
am I screaming?
you’ll never know
TWELVE
DON’T BE A LAZY SHIT
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Okay Les Mis fandom Yahoo just bought tumblr and now that you’ve finally been given your chance to start an actual revolution I swear to god you better not let us down.
| *French representative stood in front of the Eiffel Tower* | |
| Graham Norton: | I wonder which city he's in, it's so hard to tell. |
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
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dear doctor who fandom
we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying
we’re here for you
with love, the supernatural fandom
you know with the spn fandom i would expect you to be on the ceiling
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the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
(Source: shutupaubrey, via bruceswayne)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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