“First one to bring me that will get a ride back with Peggy!”
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are you shitting me
HE ACTUALLY ROLE PLAYS HIS OWN ROLEs oh GOD
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We interrupt this crap for a cute picture of a president and his dog.
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kawaiima
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(via fyeahjonrichardson)
I think half the reason people get scared on a plane— it’s not the fear of death, it’s the thought, “Ah, I have to switch my phone off for four hours!” Just leave it off— you’re going in a cloud! That’s going to be the best thing you do that day, is be inside a cloud.