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queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

(via justfourfears)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via gerardwaygay)

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

(via the2amrevolution)

When im left carrying 8 water bottles

oarelse:

Waiting for other coxswains to get their point at the starting line

cox-toss:

is a mix of

and

When rowers dont listen and then you get in trouble

oarelse: